Things That Harsh My Mellow .. Part I

30 Mar

Being unemployed has given me entirely too much time to think and blog…that’s an aggravation in itself! Let’s talk things that aggravate – LOL. If you have any to add, feel free!

Utility service reps that don’t show up on the day appointed, even with an 8 hr window. (I won’t use names because of legal issues, but I will say the utility rhymes with LIME CORNER TABLE). I may not have a job, but I do have other things to do like WATCH CABLE if you’d show up to connect it!

“Ask your doctor if drug X is right for you” on medication commercials. And while I’m at it, since when did we start abbreviating every health issue in the book? ADHD, ADD, CPD, OCD, OMG SU!!

Explanations beginning with the word ‘Again’ – there’s no need to say that, I’m not an idiot and it’s not gonna kill you to tell me a second time if I missed it the first time.

Bathroom stalls with a mirror positioned so one can see their whole self while seated. That’s just not something I want to see…

Using the TP down to the last ten squares without replacing the new roll, especially in situations where you might be having a slight “disagreement” going on deep inside your bowels and after walk/running knock kneed to the bathroom trying not to fart for fear of retribution from said bowel, you finally reach your destination, breathe a sigh of relief and look over to see the brown empty cardboard roll and not a new roll within reach!

Standing in my line of sight to the TV during the last 30 seconds of any show. This is absolutely not acceptable during major football plays, the last minute of a tied hockey game, or when Tiger Woods is putting to win the Masters again! Sit down or go get me a beer!

Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it and on the flip side, sitting there drumming your fingers waiting for me to back out of mine when I’ve JUST walked up to the damn car with a cart full of groceries!

Sneezing or coughing while driving with a weak bladder – this is just wrong! LOL..and by the way, you can hum all you want to but it doesn’t take your mind off the fact that you have to pee!

Being put on the speakerphone without warning or there being more than one person on the phone and you’re not aware of it until the second person speaks up 3 min into the conversation.

People that turn on their left turn signal, but instead of getting into the left turn lane to make their turn, come to a stop in the lane they’re in and turn ACROSS the left turn lane.

Having an inappropriate itch in public and thinking that no one is looking, scratching anyway, and getting caught. Can you say RED FACE? LOL

EVEN WORSE: Thinking no one is around, farting, and someone comes along before the stench goes away.

EVEN WORSE: Walking into a place where someone else has farted and the stench hasn’t gone away

People who “sprinkle” on public toilet seats, then leave it that way. That’s just gross. Even worse, people who don’t flush! Do you do that in your own house, I doubt it!

If you return to the house, when you suddenly get the feeling you didn’t lock the door, you will find that you locked it after all

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