Ode to The Jackass at Fuel Stop

12 Aug

Attention creepy guy at Fuel Stop: I do not “holla” and I sure don’t wanna “get witchoo”, the disgusting “mmm mmm” sound you make will not score you any points, nor will the smell of body odor or is it stagnant farts eminating from the open door of your Dodge Neon with the racing stripe across the hood, and yes, I have a phone number but I don’t give it to those who resemble in-bred mountain people and those that I can actually hear the air as it whistles out of the spaces where teeth used to be. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now excuse me because I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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